Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Phase 1 in my epic quest to look good is officially complete. I have torn down the dreaded wall and now reside in the wonderful land of the 170’s (see above artwork for reference). I now weigh 177.5 pounds bringing me under the 180 mark. Fifty-five days ago I started this journey and now I have a little less than half way to go to reach my 170 pound goal. How did I celebrate this smashing success? Well, I had McDonalds for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch obviously. There’s irony somewhere in there, but I just can’t find it. Oh well.
Now it is time to initiate Phase 2. This involves MORE weight loss with some weight training thrown in for fun and giggles. I will start by doing push-ups every other day and then add sit-ups later on. By the time I’m done, Michelangelo is going to be begging his maker to return to Earth just to sculpt a likeness of my body.
Okay kids, thanks for reading. See y'all next week.
Right, keep dreaming (about the Michaelangelo)
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