Sunday, November 7, 2010

D'oh!

 
  What you see above is something I created after I found out the results of my weight loss this week.  I call it the Frustration Reduction Kit.  For best results follow these four simple rules:

1. Place kit on firm surface.
2. Follow directions in circle of kit.
3.  Repeat step two as necessary, or until unconscious.
4. If unconscious, cease frustration reduction activity.
   
  When I play board games I have a tendency to think I am winning the entire game until the moment we all reveal our points/cards at the end and find out I actually came in last place.  It’s rather annoying.  This is a good metaphor for what happened to me this week in my epic quest to look good.  I really thought I had lost at LEAST two pounds, but found out I had GAINED half of pound.  Annoying.  Very annoying.   This week I weigh 178 pounds.  Blah. 
    
  This week marks the tenth week of my diet.  I have a little less than two months to go before my January deadline.  I noticed that my first blog entry said that my goal was 175, but it is actually 170.  Eight pounds to go!  It’s doable.  See ya next week with positive results. Wait, would I want negative results since I am losing weight? Whatever.          

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