Picture myself slammed against this brick wall and that would be a good representation of how I am doing on my diet. This is why I don't make promises kids. Napoleon said it best when he said, "The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." I failed myself and I also failed my thousands of loyal readers, and for this I apologize. I also apologize for lying about having thousands of loyal readers. I think I have like three people who read this thing, and they're not even loyal. Now I have zero readers for calling them not loyal. I digress.
If there is good news to be had in this blog post, it's that I did not gain any weight this past week. The bad news is that not only did I NOT lose the promised 2.5 pounds, but I did not lose ANY weight at all. Ugh. With that said, I promise to lose 10 pounds this week. Ha. Just kidding. Man, who knew an epic quest to look good would be so stinkin' difficult. I will leave you with a visual representation of the weight I lost this week:
Yup. Nothing.
Well...at least you didn't gain!! Keeping going, you can get over/through/around that brick wall :)
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