Taco's and Burgers and Ice Cream, Oh My!

  What does one do to celebrate another great week of weight loss?  Well, eat at Taco Bell, naturally.  Oh so tasty tacos, why are you so evil to my body?  Totally worth it though. No regrets.      

  So, your friendly neighborhood weight loss hero has done it again kids!  This week was met with a few slight bumps along the way (ice cream, McDonalds, Subway, Chinese food, more ice cream),  but I still managed to burn 2.5 pounds off my ever-so-shrinking body.  I now weigh in at 181 pounds, with the grand total of weight loss coming to eight pounds thus far.  Eight pounds!  That’s as much as this slimy fish:

Or this stupid looking dog:

  

  Take that you stupid looking dog that visually represents my burned body fat. You are no more a part of my life.

  Okay, time to wrap this up.  Next week is a huge milestone for me, because I will (hopefully) be under the 180 mark.  I might just have to bypass the Taco Bell celebration meal and upgrade to a Portillos cheeseburger and cake shake.  Now that's how you celebrate weight loss my friends. Stay tuned next week for another installment of  "My EPIC QUEST TO LOOK GOOD,good, good, good,  good!"

   

Meesa Losta Weight! Ya-hoo!

   Meesa so happy! Meesa losta some weight.  Yousa might be happy too, okeeday? Wow, I can't do it.  I wanted to do a whole post talking like Jar-Jar, but by the end of the second sentence I wanted to punch myself in the face.  What a terrible character.  Anyway, I did not weigh myself last week for fear of actually gaining weight so I put it off a week and now here we are.  I weighed myself this morning and I dropped another 3.5 pounds.  Hooray for me!  I am officially under the 185 mark and am now at 183.5 pounds.  The next milestone will be getting under 180, so that will hopefully happen in the next few weeks.
   Well, it's been three long weeks since I started this little weight blog and I think it is helping.  I have lost 6.5 pounds so far.  I have a LONG journey ahead of me but I seem to be doing something right so I will continue to rock and roll my way through my EPIC QUEST TO LOOK GOOD!   

Me: I need to know something Jar-Jar.
Jar-Jar Binks: Whatsa you need to know?
Me: Are you retarded?  
Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat.
Me: Yeah, I figured.

Thanks Dr. Phil

   It's been a tough week here in weight loss land.  My will-power was not as strong as it was last week and I ate more than I probably should have. Okay, the Butterfinger, Mountain Dew, and chips for lunch on Sunday probably did not help my cause.  To top it off, I bruised a tendon prohibiting me from running throughout the week.  It is still giving me a problem so I have to come up with other ways to burn those calories off.  Oh, and now I am sick with a cold, so physical activity is completely out for the next few days. If only the tapeworm diet was not banned in the United States. Yeah, I checked.
   In lieu of last weeks pitiful display weight loss, I will not weigh myself this week.  My date with the scale will be postponed until next week.  This week I will be redoubling my efforts to fight off the evil forces known as empty calories, laziness, and second helpings in my EPIC QUEST TO LOOK GOOD. I didn't even need a John Williams score to make that last sentence epic. I mean business.  See ya next week...nobody.

FAIL!

     I got up nice and early on Labor Day and jogged five miles.  It was a fantastic start to the day and to my week. Unfortunately, I strayed from the diet by having peanut butter gelato in a waffle cone for a snack and two large helpings of pizza for dinner.  No good.  No good at all. 

Good News...Nobody!

     This is the moment no one has been waiting for.  It has been officially one week into my "get fit quick" scheme and it has been a wild ride so far.  So, how much weight have I lost?  Well, first of all, I did not lose it... I burned it off like a pyromaniac on the fourth of July.  I jogged, participated in sports, and did the opposite of eating, and at the end of the week I am 2.5 pounds slimmer. That's 1.3 kilograms for all you kilo lovers out there.  And for those of you who need a visual representation of what 2.5 pounds looks like, here is a can of beef flavored textured vegetable protein for ya: 

     I am loosely basing my diet on the No S Diet, which entails no snacks, no sweets, and no seconds except on days that start with S.  I also add in a lot of running almost every day to make sure I am getting the job done. 
     At the start of week two I weigh 186.5 pounds.  It is been a LONG time since I was at that weight, so I guess I am doing something right which is something I am not quite used to.  I would LOVE to be under 185 by next week, but I guess we will all have to wait in fist-clenching anticipation until next weeks post to find out if that will become a reality. Until next time, stay classy world wide web.            

Welcome...To Jurassic Park

     Well, not really, but this has been in the making for the past 65 million years.  Okay, no, but it IS history for this is my FIRST blog entry EVER. I LOVE capitalizing THINGS to emphasize my POINT!  Anyway, just to be clear, I don't really intend for other human beings to view this, because it is not made for you.  This is my online journal to help me keep track of my health.  My hope is that this blog will be some sort of motivator to assist me in losing weight.  Boring, right? Well, stop reading it then. 

     Let's begin.  On Monday, August 30th, 2010 I started my "diet" and exercise program.  I have completed almost three days of my self-made program and I am going strong.  My goal is to drop down to 175 pounds before January 1st, 2011.  That's 122 days to lose 14 pounds.  I currently weigh 189, so it will be a tough road, but not an impossible one.
     Okay, I am done for now.  Next week I will post my new weight and explain what I am doing to get my butt back into shape. Thundercats are GOOOOOOOOO!